Vince Collura
Dec. 26, 2025
I did not wake up today expecting to write a love letter to a dumpster company — and yet, here we are.
Dumpster Dudez is absurdly, aggressively, almost suspiciously good.
Let’s talk about Michelle, because she is the axis on which this whole thing spins. Her customer service is next-level in a way that’s hard to describe unless you’ve been conditioned by years of mediocre-to-hostile interactions elsewhere. She’s fast. She’s clear. She’s proactive. She actually listens. You get the sense that she genuinely wants to help you solve the problem you called about — not rush you off the phone, not hide behind policy, not make you feel like an inconvenience.
Need to adjust timing? She works with you.
Need clarity on what fits? She explains it.
Running behind or scrambling? She gets it.
It’s calm, competent, human energy — and it immediately lowers your blood pressure.
And then the drivers show up, which is where I fully expected the experience to normalize back to reality… except it never does. Every single driver has been genuinely nice. Friendly. Professional. Easy to talk to. Not rushed, not grumpy, not checked out. They seem like people who actually enjoy their jobs, which in 2025 feels borderline mythical.
There is a very real sense that Dumpster Dudez as a company just… cares. About the schedule. About the logistics. About the people they’re working with.
Speaking of the schedule — they go out of their way to squeeze you in. I’ve had multiple moments where I assumed the answer would be “sorry, we’re booked,” and instead it was, “Let’s see what we can do.” And then somehow, magically, they do it. They shuffle. They adjust. They make it work. That effort matters more than people realize.
Also, side note: I genuinely don’t understand how some people go through life without needing a dumpster once in a while. Renovations, cleanouts, moves, life implosions, reorganizations — stuff piles up. Dumpsters aren’t a luxury. They’re a recurring life requirement. And when you need one, you usually need it now.
Dumpster Dudez understands that.
If dumpsters were treated like what they actually are — a basic utility for modern life — this is exactly how it would work. Clear communication. Reasonable humans. Flexibility. No friction. No attitude.
I hate how enthusiastic I am about this. I really do. But if you’re going to need a dumpster (and you will), this is the company you want.